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steve zissou doesn’t kill the shark.

Snape kills Dumbledore ( I feel like an ass but it’s really funny.)

Miss Honey adopts Mathilda.

THE BEAR JEW DIES. (omg I’m such a fucking ass sometimes)

VERBAL KINT IS KEYSER SOZE

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE

rosebud was his sled.

The narrator and Tyler Durden are the same person

 Paulie takes over Tonys Sopranos gang…  (series not movie) (but better)

 None of the main characters die in Zombieland. And they kill Bill Murray who is not a zombie

I remember this from high school. Still Hilarious

It’s such a tragic tragedy, when you bleed your own blood.

See you when you get back from prison in a few years, matt……bbbbwwwahahahahaha

I want to have 12 beers with these dudes.

His facial expression says, “don’t fuck with me”

However, his cheeks say, “squeeze the shit out of me”

Hahahaha… Old people are useless

Mine would have so many bite marks and chew holes….These kids have will power