Dumb Bitch: Hello, I cannot get my dvr to work, the power went out and now my cable is not working
Me: Is the power still out in your area?
Dumb Bitch: Yes, It has been all morning.
Me: well once the power comes back, give us a call if your cable still is not working
work suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks